I must confess the truth. Leaving Chicago has been the best decision I've ever made in my life. I tried. I really did try to make it work. I gave myself completely to the demands of the city. I worked overnights, double shifts, all for minimum wage. Tried to mold myself to fit in… Continue reading Sometimes you’ve got to give in to win
I like nice things. I like decorating, putting things together that might otherwise have been separate. I like to design. I like to fengshui. I like to style. I LOVE organizing. I still get excited when I see office supplies & back to school displays in Target. I typically have to be led away. It… Continue reading How I hid my financial insecurity in my shopping basket
Each week I experience, at least once, what many call "the blues." Yes, I live in the "greatest country on earth." Yes, I experience white privilege on a daily basis. No, I'm not carrying around tens of thousands of student loan debt. I am healthy. I am loved. I am free. But, that doesn't mean… Continue reading Allowing myself to wallow
I have been letting myself down a lot this past year. I've been making excuses for why I'm treading water. I've been blaming the universe for giving me difficult circumstances, that prevent me from moving forward. I then decide that the solution to get away from all this negative juju invading my headspace is to well, move. Queue positive vibes &… Continue reading Why I succeed at failing
For some reason, we as humans, feel like we need to have an opinion on any topic that we hear.
Welp, it's finally done! After mailing 9 boxes at a 24-hour FedEx in Lakeview, playing the ultimate game of Tetris with my RX 330 + driving across Illinois-Iowa-Nebraska-Wyoming-Utah-Nevada in 3 days, we arrived to Cali-four-nie-yay! How Solano County compares to Cook County, thus far: There's unexpected traffic in Solano County, but you're surrounded by vineyards,… Continue reading So Long, Midwest…Hello, Sunburn!
Why sharing life news is the worst idea you could possibly have, ever.
You've stumbled upon the "Bite Me" Chronicles, for whatever reason. Now you're trying to determine what the hell it means. Well, its simplest intention is to be a blog. It's more adventurous intention is to be a blog that recounts the many stupid and rude human beings and their ridiculous actions, in a manner that brings a smile to… Continue reading What Does It Take To Be Considered a “Bite Me” Chronicle?
For the past two months I have been helping my mom clear out my grandpa's house and now our own home, my childhood home, as she readies herself for her new adventures out West. I've found pretty hysterical pieces of artwork, toys from all stages of various obsession, and dozens upon dozens of journals. After spending… Continue reading The “Bite Me” Chronicles Return
My Debut Two thousand sixteen My word, my soul is action Creativity My Drink Of Choice Red is the color My live forever habit Favorite lip stain My Chore I am a writer Therefore, I am broke yet rich My spirit is full My Forever Love I think you're Spanish Your eyes tell me otherwise You've… Continue reading Interpretation: Haiku